Had a dream a while ago that randal found me in some weird forest, got mad that I wasn’t creeped out by him, and then proceeded to kick me and stab me.

He got even angrier when he saw that I have no insides or organs, and I’m just full of black tar-ey goop. I ain’t real what do you espect !!!

I told @captainhowdie the better version I’m too lazy to type this out